The Two Kingdom Union of The Republic of Sloviskia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sir President Illina Tarra with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 8.834 billion Sloviskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enderson City. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sloviskian economy, worth 920 trillion Skuns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 104,145 Skuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Skun charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Sloviskia's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Republic of Sloviskia is ranked 25,401^st in the world and 916^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.66 law-abiding acts per hour.