by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 566thMost Influential: 1,294thMost Pacifist: 2,108th
The Gradual decline of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
Reject eastern influence, return to west
Eternal Pain
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Reunited Yugoslavs

Population2.106 billion

CapitalNew Belgradia
LeaderEternal Pain
FaithEastern Orthodox Christianity

CurrencyYugoslav Dinar
AnimalYugoslavian Grey Wolf-Fish

The Gradual decline of The Reunited Yugoslavs is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eternal Pain with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.106 billion Yugoslavs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Belgradia. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reunited Yugoslavsian economy, worth 340 trillion Yugoslav Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,748 Yugoslav Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across The Reunited Yugoslavs, Eternal Pain is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Reunited Yugoslavs's national animal is the Yugoslavian Grey Wolf-Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

The Reunited Yugoslavs is ranked 184,099th in the world and 1,003rd in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -3.55 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 566thMost Influential: 1,294thMost Pacifist: 2,108thTop
Most Cultured: 3,017thSafest: 3,022ndMost Inclusive: 3,024thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,330thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,418thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,510thNicest Citizens: 3,554thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,853rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,767thMost Developed: 5,878thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,261stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,476thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,781stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,176thSmartest Citizens: 7,243rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,461stHealthiest Citizens: 7,568thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,844thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,049thLargest Governments: 8,091stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,194thLowest Crime Rates: 9,248thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,289thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,355thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,602ndMost Rebellious Youth: 9,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,896thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,059thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,274thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,365thHighest Average Incomes: 11,896thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,753rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,561stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,462ndMost Secular: 15,896thBest Weather: 18,411thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,597th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 37th in the regionSafest: 51st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionMost Inclusive: 57th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 60th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 64th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 103rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 114th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 120th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 127th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 129th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Reunited Yugoslavs, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Reunited Yugoslavs, Eternal Pain is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in The Reunited Yugoslavs, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across The Reunited Yugoslavs.
  • : The Reunited Yugoslavs voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : The Reunited Yugoslavs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Reunited Yugoslavs, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : The Reunited Yugoslavs was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Brabants.
  • : Following new legislation in The Reunited Yugoslavs, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Reunited Yugoslavs, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in The Reunited Yugoslavs, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 256 » The Champions League, Ausvelt, Shaor, South St Maarten, Invernessia, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, The Seven Provinces, Saint Domingo, Republic of Satherland, Yahlia, Walfo, Northern German Federation, Jim the Baptist, Elisabethshagen, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Someseni, Leiningerland, The Kingdom of Denmark, GanymedEuropa, St Scarlett, The New Nordic Union, Thracia Republic, Imperium Anglorum, Boldia, Serbia-Macebonia, Irminsulia, Abject Ludicrosity, Slavonia and Srijem, North of Americas, Jahass, Destyntine, Leranditale, Dark Matter, Sloburg, Mons Graupius, Bareu, Rivierenland, Maraleeri, An Clar, Equatorial Zone, The Oriental Empire, Desibia, Dalmannia, New Touraine, Brakanistan, The Templar Papal New State, Atheara, Pilipinas and Malaya, Galway-Dublin, Chioganah, and 206 others.Grodisze, German Bismarck Republic, Escalver, Outer Sparta, Sienkahn, Chronus, New Ylicia, Azitupia, Falvaard, Yoannes, Maritzal, Thracia and Crimea, Dauershire, Super Happy Land, Neuchateau, Domton, Wombelland, Nardin, Ostermarch, Saiwania, Nea Europa, The Mongol Plain, Parliamentary Laramidia, Weltbeherrschung, Puerto Thelosia, Wessex and Cornwall, Greater Albaina, Prussian-Union, Kardjali, Durlia, Monte Naranja, Old World Order, Weeddialvon, Toaddia, Nevelja, Quentenia, Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg, The-British-Isles, Lovisa, Free Workers Macedon, Nuweland, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Athens But Better, Rogueda, Diets, Aragonja, Soviet Taoistan, Romana Imperium de Italia, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Canovium, Bombastion, Monkistan, ENOTRIA, Lieges, Uldar Union, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, Regnum Italiae, Greater Tomland, Umeria, Martelon, Hafrsa, Gerarvania, South Douninitia, Snowfeld, Northwest Isles, Wiener-Neustadt, Lyallpur, The British Royalist Union, Enway, Cherised Lands of Galicia, The Scandinavian Realm, Esvonia, Rotenstein, Great Winminster, Viktorias, The Great New Swiss, Flippydippy123, NorthPortugal, Dipretorian, Purgatio, Leszno, Arorska, Apabeossie, Ansington, Jamesreich, Betasia, Saint Pallas, Velosia, Seims, Armbruster, The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, Meropis, Gor Kebab, Ivernia, Novabritannia, Crestphalia, Exori Vis, The New Mexican Confederation, Owlograd, Estoniia, Ostreia, Socialist Benelux, Vostokian Union, Cath Slar, Greater Icelandia, Mallesia, Savinecross, Nieuw Gent, Kadict, Great Hanover, Hylandian Republic, New Eestiball, Soviet Krussia, Heermiinaa, Dorenstad, Skorvalia, Ashckar, Arguistan, Migurson, Anskerdank, Kanokla, Libertandonien, San Guglielmo, Wollaberg, The Great Owen, Titoist Yugoslavia, Rhinowolf, Corsovica, Amicities, Zarulia, Bluemerica, New Austavia, United Communes of Chile, Trixeland, Tristinity, Rheinland-Westphalia, Transthysciam, The New Dawn Imperium, Kyrica, Uzbek Khan, Christian Terra, Iseverynametaken, The Greater Ununited States, Valtrona, Eski, Estellan, Anglo-Bergany, Praetoris Leimines, Meatsnack, Asparagusia, Eco-Paris Reformation, Mynox, The Pontic State, Gluria, Othenhiem, Hanover-Westphalia, Continental Social Democrats, Nova Babilonia, Noristoniaka, New Malita, Mariannie, Sebygang, South Villotla, Northwest North Dakota, Woschia, A Thousand Mosquitoes, Linsenmitspaetzlistan, Jebatga, Rossenburgh, Poland Dominium, Iskattland, Turkenia, Historically accurate land of memes, Stromia, Nuevo Europa, Gliesetonia, Lizberzand, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Sonnenstadt, The Albanian Provinces, Neurks Boodal, Zulrich, Maalat, Emynia, En Hassik, Bohomo, Druznia, Berlin and Hanover, New Sloverica, Renway, Lillistroniralocksne, Aquatos, Sunrice, Shicksal, CrYpToNuS, Feldorf, Khuravia, Anmola, Nvmantia, Hansereul, Athori, The Anarchist Masses, Mossollia, Integria, Danubenia, and The Brabants.

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