by Max Barry

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The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313
Most Influential: 72ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 160thMost Rebellious Youth: 184th
The Potato-Poet of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Two potatoes for all!
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The Salaxalans

Population17.07 billion

LeaderSvlad Cjelli

AnimalElectric Monk

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.07 billion Salaxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,060 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,880 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vaccinations are mandatory, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Salaxalansian sovereign territory. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 143,236th in the world and 169th in Spiritus for Most Pro-Market, scoring 32 on the Rand Index.

Most Influential: 72ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 160thMost Rebellious Youth: 184thMost Advanced Public Transport: 308thMost Cultured: 419thMost Advanced Public Education: 511thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 542ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 585thLargest Publishing Industry: 735thSmartest Citizens: 774thLeast Corrupt Governments: 794thHighest Average Tax Rates: 802ndMost Beautiful Environments: 803rdMost Pacifist: 845thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 885thMost Developed: 891stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 915thLargest Governments: 954thHealthiest Citizens: 963rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,068thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,104thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,185thNicest Citizens: 1,207thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,355thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,705thBest Weather: 1,979thTop
Most Stationary: 2,175thSafest: 2,176thHighest Economic Output: 2,612thMost Devout: 3,422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,505thHighest Average Incomes: 3,884thMost Inclusive: 4,777thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,127thLowest Crime Rates: 8,748thLargest Populations: 9,427thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,613thMost Efficient Economies: 15,978th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 26th in the region

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