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The Salaxalans

Population16.675 billion

LeaderSvlad Cjelli

AnimalElectric Monk

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.675 billion Salaxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 3,927 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,516 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 217,672nd in the world and 355th in Spiritus for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -12.06 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Influential: 69thMost Valuable International Artwork: 162ndMost Rebellious Youth: 184thMost Advanced Public Transport: 320thMost Cultured: 419thMost Advanced Public Education: 535thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 553rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 604thLargest Publishing Industry: 701stSmartest Citizens: 800thMost Beautiful Environments: 812thLeast Corrupt Governments: 829thHighest Average Tax Rates: 845thMost Pacifist: 888thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 911thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 914thMost Developed: 964thLargest Governments: 1,009thHealthiest Citizens: 1,012thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,161stNicest Citizens: 1,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,226thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,249thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,620thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,741stBest Weather: 2,025thMost Stationary: 2,195thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,653rdSafest: 2,892ndMost Devout: 3,352ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,416thHighest Average Incomes: 4,041stMost Inclusive: 5,405thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,357thLargest Populations: 9,317thLowest Crime Rates: 11,015thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,413thMost Efficient Economies: 16,761st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionNudest: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionMost Politically Free: 36th in the region

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