by Max Barry

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The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313
Most Influential: 55thMost Valuable International Artwork: 126thMost Rebellious Youth: 187th
The Potato-Poet of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Two potatoes for all!
WA Delegate / FA Person
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Salaxalans

Population18.573 billion

LeaderSvlad Cjelli

AnimalElectric Monk

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.573 billion Salaxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,589 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,104 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Rime's playgrounds. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 244,345th in the world and 310th in Spiritus for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -40.32 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Influential: 55thMost Valuable International Artwork: 126thMost Rebellious Youth: 187thMost Advanced Public Transport: 282ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 417thMost Cultured: 425thMost Advanced Public Education: 485thMost Cheerful Citizens: 524thHighest Average Tax Rates: 711thLeast Corrupt Governments: 719thSmartest Citizens: 721stMost Beautiful Environments: 731stMost Pacifist: 740thLargest Publishing Industry: 770thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 780thMost Developed: 782ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 820thHealthiest Citizens: 840thLargest Governments: 841stLongest Average Lifespans: 906thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 921stNicest Citizens: 1,053rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,083rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,439thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,450thBest Weather: 1,570thSafest: 1,739thMost Stationary: 2,075thHighest Economic Output: 2,386thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,676thHighest Average Incomes: 3,611thMost Inclusive: 3,978thMost Devout: 4,989thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,200thLowest Crime Rates: 6,024thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,153rdLargest Populations: 9,202ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,403rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 21,452ndMost Income Equality: 22,505th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionMost Politically Free: 31st in the region

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