The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.573 billion Salaxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,589 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,104 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Rime's playgrounds. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Salaxalans voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
- : The Salaxalans voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
- : The Salaxalans was endorsed by The Federal Republic of New Unii.
- : The Salaxalans created a new poll in Spiritus: "Fry at the Bottom of the Bag Election - April 2021".
- : The Salaxalans lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
- : The Salaxalans was endorsed by The Republic of Stedaley Ives.
- : The Salaxalans endorsed The Republic of Stedaley Ives.
- : The Salaxalans endorsed The Rogue Nation of OogaBoogaloostan.
- : The Salaxalans endorsed The Federal Republic of New Unii.
- : The Salaxalans endorsed The United Socialist States of New Rohania.
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