by Max Barry

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The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313
Most Influential: 56thMost Valuable International Artwork: 113thMost Rebellious Youth: 178th
The Potato-Poet of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Two potatoes for all!
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The Salaxalans

Population18.077 billion

LeaderSvlad Cjelli

AnimalElectric Monk

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.077 billion Salaxians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,430 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,075 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 164,850th in the world and 169th in Spiritus for Most Authoritarian, with 483.23 milliStalins.

Most Influential: 56thMost Valuable International Artwork: 113thMost Rebellious Youth: 178thMost Advanced Public Transport: 296thMost Cultured: 429thMost Advanced Public Education: 461stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 474thMost Cheerful Citizens: 537thLeast Corrupt Governments: 702ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 717thSmartest Citizens: 724thLargest Publishing Industry: 736thMost Beautiful Environments: 741stMost Pacifist: 763rdMost Developed: 803rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 804thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 836thLargest Governments: 855thHealthiest Citizens: 872ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 937thLongest Average Lifespans: 941stNicest Citizens: 1,078thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,078thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,494thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,637thBest Weather: 1,639thSafest: 1,760thMost Stationary: 2,101stTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,429thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,088thHighest Average Incomes: 3,607thMost Inclusive: 4,229thMost Devout: 4,482ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,310thLowest Crime Rates: 6,557thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,924thLargest Populations: 9,238thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,917thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,054th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the region

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