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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49th
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The Sanada Clan

Population9.429 billion

LeaderLady Lala Lunalala Lalalia

AnimalFlying Lala

The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.429 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 4,871 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 516,700 Lunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations across the world are quick to praise Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia's good looks and intellectual prowess, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia's portrait, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, and Lala watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Flying Lala, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 240,248th in the world and 7,866th in The East Pacific for Best Weather, with -65 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49thHighest Poor Incomes: 76thLargest Black Market: 272ndHighest Average Incomes: 272ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 427thMost Armed: 468thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 471stMost Corrupt Governments: 592ndMost Secular: 640thMost Subsidized Industry: 671stLargest Governments: 762ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 916thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,107thMost Developed: 1,130thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,133rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,320thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,371stLowest Crime Rates: 1,680thSmartest Citizens: 1,711thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,769thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,884thMost Influential: 2,066thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,104thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,123rdHighest Economic Output: 2,133rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,000thHealthiest Citizens: 3,604thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,715thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,563rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,588thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,629thMost Cultured: 5,986thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,152ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,344thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,317thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,440thMost Authoritarian: 11,626thTop
Most Income Equality: 23,974th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 51st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 57th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 57th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 82nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95th in the regionMost Influential: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 119th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Cultured: 153rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 160th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 161st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 170th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 177th in the regionLargest Populations: 255th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 278th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 497th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 504th in the regionRudest Citizens: 571st in the region

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