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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 37th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 50th
The LaLaLand of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia
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The Sanada Clan

Population8.055 billion

LeaderLady Lala Lunalala Lalalia


The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.055 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 3,871 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 480,589 Lunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, and sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Lalaiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 1,252nd in the world and 3rd in Yuno for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 11,401.72 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 50thHighest Poor Incomes: 75thLargest Black Market: 205thHighest Average Incomes: 279thMost Secular: 342ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 392ndMost Subsidized Industry: 393rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 475thMost Corrupt Governments: 675thMost Scientifically Advanced: 777thLargest Governments: 861stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,156thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,252ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,327thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,736thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,888thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,950thSmartest Citizens: 1,976thLowest Crime Rates: 1,985thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,988thMost Developed: 2,103rdHighest Economic Output: 2,270thMost Efficient Economies: 2,999thMost Authoritarian: 3,014thHealthiest Citizens: 3,242ndMost Influential: 3,558thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,981stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,216thMost Cultured: 5,017thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,185thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,930thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,164thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,354thMost Extreme: 7,604thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,659thMost Conservative: 11,969thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,407th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Conservative: 30th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Income Equality: 39th in the regionMost Extreme: 103rd in the region

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