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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 929thMost Influential: 1,673rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,875th
The Recently Surfaced Republic of
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The Sansvich

Population1.387 billion


AnimalHuman Child

The Recently Surfaced Republic of The Sansvich is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sans with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.387 billion Sansvichians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowdin. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sansvichian economy, worth 127 trillion Bones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,922 Bones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sansvich's national animal is the Human Child, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Sansvich is ranked 143,670th in the world and 6,047th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.38 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 929thMost Influential: 1,673rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,875thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,231stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,642ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11,855thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,364thMost Inclusive: 13,691stNicest Citizens: 13,974thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,224thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,227thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,529thMost Cultured: 17,571stMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,072ndMost Advanced Public Education: 18,842ndMost Pacifist: 19,019thSmartest Citizens: 19,046thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,927th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 147th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 371st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 400th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 458th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 481st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 610th in the regionMost Influential: 644th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 647th in the regionNicest Citizens: 778th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 799th in the regionMost Inclusive: 807th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 872nd in the regionMost Cultured: 878th in the region

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