The Recently Resurfaced Republic of The Sansvich is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sans with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.859 billion Sansvichians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowdin. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sansvichian economy, worth 303 trillion Bones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 105,997 Bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sansvich's national animal is the Human Child, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Sansvich is ranked 194,520^th in the world and 7,145^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.22 Weapons Per Person.