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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 853rdMost Influential: 1,281stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,409th
The Recently Resurfaced Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
don't give up wherever you are, ok?
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Sansvich

Population2.859 billion


AnimalHuman Child

The Recently Resurfaced Republic of The Sansvich is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sans with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.859 billion Sansvichians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowdin. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sansvichian economy, worth 303 trillion Bones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 105,997 Bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sansvich's national animal is the Human Child, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Sansvich is ranked 194,520th in the world and 7,145th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.22 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 853rdMost Influential: 1,281stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,409thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,173rdMost Devout: 8,581stMost Inclusive: 9,839thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,759thMost Cultured: 10,890thNicest Citizens: 11,463rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,675thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,743rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,785thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,342ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,094thHealthiest Citizens: 14,405thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,570thSmartest Citizens: 15,026thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,040thMost Efficient Economies: 15,936thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,393rdMost Rebellious Youth: 16,712thMost Pacifist: 16,960thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,521stMost Beautiful Environments: 18,539thLargest Governments: 19,608thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,157thLowest Crime Rates: 20,486thMost Developed: 23,310th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 232nd in the regionMost Devout: 360th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 516th in the regionMost Cultured: 557th in the regionMost Inclusive: 581st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 592nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 598th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 611th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 617th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 618th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 619th in the regionNicest Citizens: 648th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 659th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 670th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 707th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 716th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 721st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 802nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 803rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 811th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 836th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 885th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 910th in the regionMost Pacifist: 939th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Sansvich, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sansvich, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sansvich, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sansvich, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : The Sansvich voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : The Sansvich endorsed The Holy Islamic Caliphate of Sahriastan.
  • : The Sansvich endorsed The Republic of Morcusa Clicanskaukk.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sansvich, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sansvich, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in The Sansvich, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 214 » Territorio di Nessuno, Dar es Saalam, Empy, Yaorozu, Corfad, The Rhein States, Shibutani, El Fiji Grande, Siwale, Guer Aike, McMasterdonia, Wineclaw, Sundred, Wilkshire, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Interdimensional Zone, Valentine Z, Shadowrik, Glurponia, Dreadton, Hamerica, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Fendlium, Kranostav, Newpromisedland, Loutsland, Steampunk Ariel, Ravendi, Seenvorland, Tachycardia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, Orado, Napnomadia, Merconitonitopia, Dabarastan, Daiz, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Pallaith, United Kahndaq, Great Bights Mum, Moubarakistan, Sil Dorsett, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, Ethnon, Xagill, and 164 others.Zyvetskistaahn, Vincone Cae, Universal State Formula, The Iron Lions, Dicko, Malta Comino Gozo, Dakota Territories, The Stratosphere Islands, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Endless Eventide, Gnomewatchers, Votak Matim, Prydania, Xyrron, Runeda, Omnistria, Clan Spaniel, The Lancerian Empire, Diodone, Crader, Xentherida, SORT, Zecit, Eraver, Antiyard, Nisastria, Yemet, Supreme Leader Hadrian, New Lakemba, Nistriabar, The Windmilluminati, Varola, Unshleepd, Ver Testua, Kobagia, Maott, The Pantheons, East Akra, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Yokciq Empire, Planes, Astronomical, Fluffy Noodles, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Zzozona, Termathe, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Advancia-Sizzletown, Dangine, Seanat, Brucklania, Solskjar, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Simone Republic, Madjack, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Innocentic, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Eastern Cous Empria, Heilhum Imperius, Draconian Progression, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Chips and Guac, Outer Shenendoah, Hardscrabble, Lulubellia, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Godwanna, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Kazoo Basin, Bankowiata, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Pytong, WeKnow, Venicea, Pasargad, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Gendirt, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Yellops, Ellbonnia, Hewani, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Muqatil, His Enduring Majesty, The Mazur Empire, Colfes, Star Kingdom, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Vesteysia, Barabolia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Iberia y las Colonias, Folenz, Travislavania, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Tyirza, Figyjharli, Super Girl, TyGerria, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, Viridiann, Mon Island, Britle, Wapistan, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Card Kingdom, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Aeolist, Kinitopia, Kastonvia, Centrialand, Sopernia, Bearical, The Republic of Maltaland, Que Lukustinardon, Nation1812, Rising Sakura, Nova Arcania, Lionia, Capablanca, Jaxikistan, Sahriastan, and Morcusa Clicanskaukk.

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