The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.447 billion Seven Provincians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. The average income tax rate is 53.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 4,461 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 218,182 colombian flakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The United States of Sonnenstadt.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Kingdom of Thanianberg.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nuevo Europa.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Provincial Union of Brittany Normandy Aquitaine.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Historically accurate land of memes.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Republic of Gliesetonia.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Empire of Sebygang.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Empire of Northwest North Dakota.
- : The Seven Provinces was endorsed by The Republic of Gelais.
- : The Seven Provinces endorsed The Federal Republic of Rhumeliya.
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