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Most Influential: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 593rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,132nd
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The Seven Provinces

Population20.447 billion

LeaderSpurdo Spärde

Currencycolombian flake

The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.447 billion Seven Provincians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. The average income tax rate is 53.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 4,461 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 218,182 colombian flakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.

The Seven Provinces is ranked 242,405th in the world and 1,253rd in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 19.08 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Influential: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 593rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,132ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,251stLargest Retail Industry: 1,325thRudest Citizens: 1,327thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,526thBest Weather: 2,077thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,489thHighest Economic Output: 2,515thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,549thHighest Crime Rates: 2,754thSmartest Citizens: 2,825thMost Cultured: 3,227thMost Developed: 3,476thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,496thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,639thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,774thLargest Black Market: 4,320thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,690thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,738thHighest Average Incomes: 5,211thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,779thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,957thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,998thLargest Populations: 7,170thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,311thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,887thLargest Governments: 10,561stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,652ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,345thMost Armed: 13,386thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,451stMost Inclusive: 13,945thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,045thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,088thMost Pro-Market: 19,551stHighest Drug Use: 22,192ndLongest Average Lifespans: 24,405th
Most Influential: 6th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionMost Armed: 58th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 61st in the regionMost Cultured: 62nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 67th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 77th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 79th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 88th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 109th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 258 » Yahlia, The New Nordic Union, Elisabethshagen, Regnum Italiae, Pilipinas and Malaya, Neuchateau, Grodisze, Prussian-Union, Maritzal, Invernessia, GanymedEuropa, Destyntine, Chronus, Republic of Satherland, Someseni, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Nardin, Ausvelt, Thracia and Crimea, Super Happy Land, Northern German Federation, Lovisa, Eritei, Rivierenland, The Champions League, Parliamentary Laramidia, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Leranditale, Outer Sparta, North of Americas, Imperium Anglorum, St Scarlett, Walfo, Galway-Dublin, Leszno, Slavonia and Srijem, Dauershire, Weltbeherrschung, Saint Domingo, Nuweland, Wessex and Cornwall, Savinecross, Dark Matter, Abject Ludicrosity, Wombelland, Jim the Baptist, Brakanistan, Irminsulia, Quentenia, Falvaard, and 208 others.Thracia Republic, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Monte Naranja, ENOTRIA, Maanenland, Northwest Isles, Yoannes, Bareu, New Touraine, Lyallpur, Shaor, Saiwania, The Scandinavian Realm, Desibia, Kardjali, German Bismarck Republic, Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg, Old World Order, The Fair Republic, Nea Europa, Ostermarch, Greater Albaina, Diets, Bombastion, Bathera, Socialist Balkans, IllyrianAlbania, Uldar Union, Thils, Soviet Krussia, Fasumia, North Batica, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Wiener-Neustadt, Slovanov, Canovium, Eastern Greenlands, Dalmannia, South St Maarten, Druznia, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, Soviet Taoistan, Carignanum, Aragonja, Migurson, Arorska, Godefargen, Weeddialvon, Ansington, Toaddia, Durlia, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Nevelja, Boldia, Belmoren, Germany Third Reich, Romana Imperium de Italia, Velosia, The Mongol Plain, New Petra, Lieges, Hafrsa, Novabritannia, Puerto Thelosia, An Clar, Cytadela, Serbia-Macebonia, Martelon, Monkistan, Litalia Vala, Greater Tomland, Free Workers Macedon, Bohomo, Evergreen Keys, Betasia, Trixeland, Rotenstein, Lohika, Viktorias, Kamovia, The Kingdom of Denmark, Purgatio, Leiningerland, Demon666, The-British-Isles, Stumphosse Res, Jahass, Ventelia, Mons Graupius, Maraleeri, Escalver, Equatorial Zone, Caoripp, East Carmania, Antwerpen Apart, The Templar Papal New State, Odwyerica, Ivernia, Hunas, Rogueda, South Douninitia, Afandar, The Haven of Corporations, New Ylicia, Jamesreich, The Oriental Empire, Sienkahn, Bavira, Ostrogotharum Praeeminebat, Azitupia, The Reunited Yugoslavs, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Villaing, Athens But Better, Montegrovia, Gerarvania, Alternan, Snowfeld, Enway, The British Royalist Union, The Great New Swiss, NorthPortugal, Apabeossie, Saint Pallas, Seims, The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, Armbruster, Meropis, Hverland, Gor Kebab, Francitanie, Bulgayria, Crestphalia, Exori Vis, The New Mexican Confederation, Owlograd, Septemenia, Ostreia, Socialist Benelux, Cath Slar, Vostokian Union, Rawando, Greater Icelandia, Abalucia, Mallesia, Kadict, Great Hanover, Hylandian Republic, New Eestiball, Estellan, Heermiinaa, Dorenstad, Epistimi Evimeria, Ashckar, Skorvalia, Pinenses, New Hevania, Kingdom of Brytania, BETTER CANADA, Anskerdank, Turkenia, Corsovica, San Guglielmo, Titoist Yugoslavia, Wollaberg, The Great Owen, Rhinowolf, Kanokla, Zarulia, Bluemerica, United Communes of Chile, Amicities, South Whitica, New Roseland, Tristinity, Corosky, The United England, Transthysciam, Lower Ahkzia, Armra, The New Dawn Imperium, Kyrica, Iseverynametaken, Uzbek Khan, Valtrona, Eski, Catlania, Aura Banitia, Asparagusia, Eco-Paris Reformation, Mynox, Vachia, Othenhiem, Continental Social Democrats, Mariannie, Berlin and Potsdam, South Villotla, Great Cane, New Rocland, Gelais, Northwest North Dakota, Sebygang, Gliesetonia, Historically accurate land of memes, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Nuevo Europa, Thanianberg, and Sonnenstadt.

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