The Kitty States of The Siamese Cat is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 12.993 billion Siamese Catians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Siamese Catian economy, worth 266 trillion Siamese Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,525 Siamese Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and all industry is owned and run by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Siamese Cat's national animal is the Siamese Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Siamese Cat is ranked 79,442^nd in the world and 24^th in Hippy Haven for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.63 law-abiding acts per hour.