The Allied States of The Siegbaldian puppet is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 491 million Siegbaldian puppetians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.9%.

The strong Siegbaldian puppetian economy, worth 24.4 trillion florins a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,645 florins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,212 per year while the poor average 3,704, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. The Siegbaldian puppet's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Siegbaldian puppet is ranked 135,360^th in the world and 4,357^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 50 Whatever.