The Republic of The Sigometh Dynasty is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Primus with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.595 billion Sigomethians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitol. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sigomethian economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion Bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,697 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, the newest shade developed by The Sigometh Dynasty's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Sigometh Dynasty's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.

The Sigometh Dynasty is ranked 39,987^th in the world and 1,392^nd in Lazarus for Most Average, scoring 45.92 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.