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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,915thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,410thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,166th
The Scottish Party of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Adam Moseley
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The Socialist Union of Russia

Population2.411 billion

LeaderAdam Moseley
FaithState Atheist

CurrencyScottish Pound

The Scottish Party of The Socialist Union of Russia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Adam Moseley with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.411 billion Scots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinburgh. The average income tax rate is 54.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Scottish economy, worth 224 trillion Scottish Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,932 Scottish Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Babies are a small but significant export, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, and ill and injured visitors in The Socialist Union of Russia have to walk it off until they return home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Socialist Union of Russia's national animal is the Bagpipes, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheist.

The Socialist Union of Russia is ranked 202,385th in the world and 41st in New Democratic Union for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -10.2 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,915thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,410thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,166thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,296thNudest: 6,333rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,422ndTop
Largest Black Market: 10,960thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,726thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,487thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,792ndMost Avoided: 18,669thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,019th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Pacyfik, Great Germanos, Monta-Isola, and Neo-American Commonwealths.

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