The DIO of The Solar Ottomans is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by DIO with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The devout population of 3.788 billion Ottomans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A copy of Endgame. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ottoman economy, worth 319 trillion weed cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,474 weed cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Solar Ottomans's national animal is the flying gorilla, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is DOOM.

The Solar Ottomans is ranked 16,366^th in the world and 470^th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 79.29 on the Human Development Index.