The ----------- of The solar ottomans is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by --------------- with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The devout population of 7.273 billion ------------------ have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ---------------. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ------------------ economy, worth 558 trillion ----------------s a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,780 ----------------s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school bands practice by moonlight, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The solar ottomans's national animal is the ------------------, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is --------.

The solar ottomans is ranked 26,647^th in the world and 777^th in The East Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 23.49 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.