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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 753rdMost Influential: 1,154thSafest: 6,799th
The Cohorse union member state of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Deus, Imperator et populus
Francesko IX
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The Soviet States of Europe

Population4.934 billion

CapitalSaint Philippe
LeaderFrancesko IX
FaithRoman Catholicism


The Cohorse union member state of The Soviet States of Europe is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Francesko IX with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.934 billion Soviets are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Philippe. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sovietic economy, worth 524 trillion Eurodubloes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,230 Eurodubloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, voting is voluntary, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet States of Europe's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Soviet States of Europe is ranked 228,482nd in the world and 8,598th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -264.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 753rdMost Influential: 1,154thTop
Safest: 6,799thMost Pacifist: 7,264thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,625thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,825thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,361stMost Devout: 9,428thMost Developed: 10,089thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,250thNicest Citizens: 11,019thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,242ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,270thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,405thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,415thLowest Crime Rates: 11,565thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,655thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,748thBest Weather: 11,844thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,160thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,882ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,942ndSmartest Citizens: 13,838thMost Cultured: 14,563rdLargest Governments: 15,833rdLargest Publishing Industry: 17,187thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,713thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,879thMost Inclusive: 17,969thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,209thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,888thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,198thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,499th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 329th in the regionSafest: 391st in the regionMost Devout: 392nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 427th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 446th in the regionMost Influential: 451st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 512th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 516th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 580th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 602nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 609th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 611th in the regionMost Developed: 618th in the regionNicest Citizens: 625th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 641st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 652nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 667th in the regionBest Weather: 688th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 720th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 735th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 747th in the regionMost Cultured: 751st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 751st in the regionLargest Governments: 804th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 842nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 845th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 880th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 948th in the region

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