by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 968th Most Influential: 3,113th Most Pacifist: 7,168th
The Socialist Federation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Liberty eguality and peace
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Soviet States of Europe

Population836 million

CapitalSaint Philippe


The Socialist Federation of The Soviet States of Europe is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic population of 836 million Europeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Philippe. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Soviet States of European economy, worth 89.5 trillion Eurodubloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 107,000 Eurodubloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The art of conversation has been rediscovered, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, and major internet servers have acquired citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet States of Europe's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Soviet States of Europe is ranked 67,859th in the world and 3,559th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 7.68 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 968thTop
Most Influential: 3,113thMost Pacifist: 7,168thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,281stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,471stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,552ndSafest: 9,858thNicest Citizens: 12,848thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,197thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,985thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,468thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,325thLowest Crime Rates: 15,965thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,493rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 345th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 389th in the regionMost Pacifist: 404th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 456th in the regionTop
Safest: 520th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 704th in the regionNicest Citizens: 732nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 752nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 781st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 785th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 786th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 808th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 851st in the regionMost Influential: 909th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 924th in the region

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