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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 493rdMost Influential: 1,203rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,366th
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The Soviet States of Europe

Population11.325 billion

CapitalSaint Philippe
LeaderFrancesco II Theodosii
FaithTrinitism

CurrencyEurodublo
AnimalEagle

The EPU member state of The Soviet States of Europe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Francesco II Theodosii with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 11.325 billion europeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Philippe. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient european economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion Eurodubloes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,349 Eurodubloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers sit around on their butts all day, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet States of Europe's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Trinitism.

The Soviet States of Europe is ranked 17,756th in the world and 773rd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 95 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,366thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,141stMost Pacifist: 6,667thSafest: 6,754thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,283rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,295thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,336thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,509thMost Developed: 8,953rdBest Weather: 8,962ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,145thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,619thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,742ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,053rdNicest Citizens: 10,137thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,433rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,632ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,794thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,362ndMost Devout: 11,923rdSmartest Citizens: 11,983rdLargest Welfare Programs: 13,269thLargest Governments: 14,958thHighest Food Quality: 15,194thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,811thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,433rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,029thMost Cultured: 17,756thMost Inclusive: 17,955thHighest Economic Output: 20,841stLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,096thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,438thMost Income Equality: 28,327th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 216th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 224th in the regionMost Influential: 276th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 292nd in the regionMost Devout: 323rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 335th in the regionMost Pacifist: 343rd in the regionTop
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Safest: 356th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 376th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 424th in the regionBest Weather: 452nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 458th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 458th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 465th in the regionMost Developed: 466th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 494th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 497th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 521st in the regionNicest Citizens: 521st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 525th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 527th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 531st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 541st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 542nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 543rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 580th in the regionLargest Governments: 626th in the regionLargest Populations: 638th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 677th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 227 » Former English Colony, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Dreadton, Corfad, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Bagojo, Siwale, KAP03land, Frances Francis the First of France, Great Bights Mum, Wilkshire, Pallaith, Xagill, Pazair, Cobolica, North Bratislava, Filibustra, Kranostav, Regallio, Ethnon, Sil Dorsett, Varisland, PotatoFarmers, Maott, New Trisone, Omicron Persei V111, Wisconsota, Oannia, Gragadoia, Inspiratus, The Jerichowan Country, Omnistria, Zyvetskistaahn, Eurochina, Wineclaw, Unshleepd, Antiyard, Sechiole, Cartures, The Zheng Dynasty, Parpyduckland, The Austro Germanic Union, Merconitonitopia, Chipoli, TyGerria, Arucaria, and 177 others.The Arverni Lands, Austro-Bavarian States, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Simone Republic, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, The Confederation of Earth, Tsandonown, New-Ferytland, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Greater Pittsburgh, Darkanistan, Racoda, Rinadia, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Walter Jackson, Malta Comino Gozo, Soviet Terran, Vlenkenov, Pleroma Sans Romans, Dem Republic of Romania, Hai Han, Laforeia, TamilPesum, Phoronu, PlanetMercury, Chukstik Illahi, Unsophisticate, Panama Coalition, Felpolandia, French Bananastan, Lemonbiscuits, Eggplant Island, Kandorith, Viridiann, AmManies, The Sinclarian Provinces, Pyos Ter, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Pradovnia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Dacian Freelands, Karazan, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Blyskalia, Federation of Vanguard, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Eraver, Etanur, Khoik, Votak Matim, Seenvorland, Nistriabar, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, The Confederate States of America, Esperonia, Singamadri, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Nationeer, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, South Parter, Greater Portugaliza, Deliber, Atrito, Perikuresu, Cinnibar, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, New Atlantico, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, Laurendon, Empy, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Kaschovia, Solmetria, The Windmilluminati, Vexilia, New Cordyceps, Dakota Territories, Valentine Z, Fran Advar, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, The Blind Side, Calahy, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, East Wali, Guamanian Republic, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, Bodhisva, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Alogiada, Jenha, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Izern, Sellaeta, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Republiqueducroissant, Kingdom of Time, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Aerilia, Leone Frankia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Frieszia, Alire, Hyphen, Neptunian Military Administration, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, Ziprotscria, United Orange Valley States, Segesta, Latin Crimea, Individualist Catopia, Artoriticitys, Lezaseia, Illusia and Neverendia, Zelenaya Dolina, Ham Federation, New Chiken, Ereena, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Lugarvatn, Wechujan, Fragrancia, Psykistriaa, Abinved, Sapien-Zustand, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST cat, Endus Mea Fral, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Altivia, Banulia, Nu Elysium, Picairn, Aoncarpa, and Ardok.

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