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Most Primitive: 319thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,189thMost Devout: 1,519th
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The Spirit of Louisistan

Population4.108 billion

CapitalThe Holy Mountain
LeaderThe Grand Usher of the golden rod
FaithExtremely Devout Catholicism

CurrencyLouisistanian Grand Quarter Pound

The Sovereign Knight's Order of The Spirit of Louisistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Grand Usher of the golden rod with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, lack of airports, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.108 billion Louisistanists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy Mountain. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.9%.

The Louisistanian economy, worth 215 trillion Louisistanian Grand Quarter Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Trout Farming industry. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,445 Louisistanian Grand Quarter Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 162,687 per year while the poor average 13,017, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, most academic research has ground to a halt, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside, and fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Spirit of Louisistan's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Extremely Devout Catholicism.

The Spirit of Louisistan is ranked 244,100th in the world and 311th in Spiritus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -16.94 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Primitive: 319thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,189thMost Devout: 1,519thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,356thMost Authoritarian: 4,873rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,388thMost Conservative: 5,619thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,601stBest Weather: 11,844thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,072ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,328thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,289thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,055thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,492ndMost Extreme: 20,105thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,210thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,255thLargest Black Market: 21,067th
Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the region

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