Population | 16.069 billion |
Capital | Sacramento |
Leader | Gavin Newsom |
Faith | Paganism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | California grizzly bear |
The Republic of The State Of California is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gavin Newsom with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 16.069 billion Californians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacramento. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient State Of Californian economy, worth a remarkable 4,142 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 257,787 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The State Of California's national animal is the California grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.
The State Of California is ranked 7,582nd in the world and 1st in The State Of California for Most Stationary, with 2,694.04621330932 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The State Of California, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Following new legislation in The State Of California, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in The State Of California, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Following new legislation in The State Of California, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in The State Of California, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
- : The State Of California was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in The State Of California, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in The State Of California, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians.
- : The State Of California was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in The State Of California, large sections of The State Of California have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.