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The State of McDonalds

Population1.148 billion

LeaderRonald McDonald


The Yellow Army of The State of McDonalds is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.148 billion McDonaldsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frygate. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The all-consuming McDonaldsian economy, worth 103 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 90,500 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,648 per year while the poor average 23,300, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The State of McDonalds's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The State of McDonalds is ranked 158,676th in the world and 7,341st in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 42.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,074thMost Influential: 5,480thFattest Citizens: 6,202ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,127thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,435thTop
Most Avoided: 12,122ndLargest Mining Sector: 12,761stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,978thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,382ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,856th
Fattest Citizens: 159th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 268th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 285th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 307th in the regionMost Influential: 358th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 360th in the regionMost Avoided: 382nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 443rd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 648th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 758th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 793rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 804th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 837th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 851st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 875th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 889th in the region

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