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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,686thMost Armed: 5,248thMost Influential: 5,251st
The Stick Like Stickpire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Stickmin Pawnch!
Henry Stickmin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Stickmin Empire

Population1.165 billion

CapitalSteal The Diamond City
LeaderHenry Stickmin
FaithPuffBall Unitedism

CurrencyGiant Gem

The Stick Like Stickpire of The Stickmin Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Henry Stickmin with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.165 billion Stick-Figures have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steal The Diamond City. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Stickmin Empirean economy, worth 116 trillion Giant Gems a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,941 Giant Gems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, medical lawsuits are out of control, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Stickmin Empire's national animal is the Teleporter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PuffBall Unitedism.

The Stickmin Empire is ranked 22,245th in the world and 662nd in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 81.08 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,686thTop
Most Armed: 5,248thMost Influential: 5,251stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,669thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 15,689thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,767thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,431stBest Weather: 20,044thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,108thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,465thMost Inclusive: 21,724thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,957thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,002ndMost Developed: 22,245thNicest Citizens: 22,739th
Most Armed: 141st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 224th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 285th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 489th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 501st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 514th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 529th in the regionMost Influential: 549th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 634th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 652nd in the regionMost Developed: 662nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 672nd in the regionBest Weather: 692nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 763rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 136 » Unojo, Drystar, Corgitopiaa, Marinho Islands, Not Austria, Qvait, Concrete Slab, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Tepertopia, Amerion, Aidenfieeld, Belschaft, Auphelia, Curlyhoward, Purple Hyacinth, Land Without Shrimp, Holota, Si-topia, Blondiesland, Rebel-topia, Bawkie, Bleakfoot, Tsunamy, Nowa Europa, Scu Greinne, Kiasu-ism, Tsvetania, Pamela And Hepatitis, Yeses, Erinor, Libedistan, Wehraboos, Crystal Creation, Lioniel, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Centristvill, PenguinPies, Westenhald, RestartAll, Levistian, Ipugao, Poopisiya, Doundaly, Sedunn, The Solar System Scope, Noire Denholm, Bear Connors Paradiso, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Ancient Slobovia, and 86 others.Herbert Island, Soem, Kucaland, Noimosini, Sodor and Mann, Roterdamia, North Catimestistrianes, Gonrati, Japanese Federal Republic, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, The United Australian States, The United Expanse, Farengeto, LadyRebels, Pagrosse, Center Lisle, New Goldman, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Ceutalia, Ebonhand, Arizona2, The island of Sorna, Hypersensible Crybabies, Treir, Oano, Uvalor, Swannny, Arvan Irawer, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Breizlovakia, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Doge Land, Daal Chawwal, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Sandaoguo, Aurcania, Kaoia, Kafeine, New Qafedemar, Doss Kingly, JavaSiege, Seliyan progressive Islands, Uunited Islands, Xarbraden, Paganan, Kaleidescooptopia, Canmore, Astiaveth, Carthatska, Rhetiaa, Beblahbleblo, Hanguk-Nippon, Agletgreenia, Eastern Mekong, Wildweststan, Independent State of Arstotzka, Colsuluff, Anatasha, Tineman, Omonoia, Ethoodly, Northern Cambridge, Cladonia, Solanosco, Galebland, Tyflugian, Abarri, Danily, Jehenna, Aoz, Shuckle Empire, Andinla, Aquamarine Island, Aresten, A leftover country, Aschenburg, Ansure, Antarctic Empires, Abyssal Phantasm, Barkorth, Freedoom, Bartonia Nova, Esfalsa, and Berlana.

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