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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,923rdMost Authoritarian: 6,162ndMost Influential: 6,994th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Enslave all. That is all.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Supreme Labour Masters

Population214 million

Currencytoilet joke

The Oppressed Peoples of The Supreme Labour Masters is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 214 million Supreme Labour Mastersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Supreme Labour Mastersian economy, worth 8.36 trillion toilet jokes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,052 toilet jokes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the military is plagued with unethical researchers, Supreme Labour Mastersian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, and underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Supreme Labour Masters's national animal is the corpse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Supreme Labour Masters is ranked 21,018th in the world and 873rd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 55.01 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,923rdTop
Most Authoritarian: 6,162ndMost Influential: 6,994thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,407thMost Conservative: 9,433rdTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,290thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,018thMost Extreme: 23,075th
Most Authoritarian: 250th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 360th in the regionMost Conservative: 441st in the regionMost Extreme: 450th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 769th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 873rd in the region

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