The Oppressed Peoples of The Supreme Labour Masters is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 214 million Supreme Labour Mastersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Supreme Labour Mastersian economy, worth 8.36 trillion toilet jokes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,052 toilet jokes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the military is plagued with unethical researchers, Supreme Labour Mastersian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, and underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Supreme Labour Masters's national animal is the corpse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Supreme Labour Masters is ranked 21,018^th in the world and 873^rd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 55.01 Whatever.