The Military command of The Switzian defense force is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Egg with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.134 billion soldiers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bourne. The average income tax rate is 18.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Switz economy, worth 56.4 trillion Peaceful coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 49,692 Peaceful coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, The Switzian defense force has designated Bourne as its capital city, and Egg has just been declared ruler of The Switzian defense force in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Switzian defense force's national animal is the Ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Switzian defense force is ranked 115,405^th in the world and 2^nd in The Switz Barracks for Smartest Citizens, with 31.21 quips per hour.