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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 332ndMost Influential: 563rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,282nd
The United Kingdom of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Great and Strong
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Teddy

Population14.317 billion

LeaderTeddy the Great
FaithGreat Grand Church of the Teddy

CurrencyTed Ring
AnimalGreat Bear

The United Kingdom of The Teddy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Teddy the Great with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.317 billion The Teddians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearia. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The strong Teddyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,744 trillion Ted Rings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,870 Ted Rings, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Teddyian sovereign territory, corporate lobbying has been outlawed, and a rash of recently-elected candidates have begun to push Bigtopia-friendly policies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teddy's national animal is the Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Great Grand Church of the Teddy.

The Teddy is ranked 7,511th in the world and 437th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.71 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 332ndMost Influential: 563rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,282ndTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,541stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,408thLowest Crime Rates: 3,433rdLargest Governments: 3,437thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,484thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,496thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,032ndMost Stationary: 4,035thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,064thMost Cultured: 4,261stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,557thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,189thSmartest Citizens: 6,554thBest Weather: 6,905thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,182ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,460thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,511thMost Devout: 7,542ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,579thMost Inclusive: 8,626thHighest Economic Output: 8,718thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,624thNicest Citizens: 9,769thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,016thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,637thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,891stLargest Populations: 14,697thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,724thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,284th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 43rd in the regionMost Stationary: 91st in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 140th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 167th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 168th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 169th in the regionLargest Governments: 171st in the regionMost Influential: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 195th in the regionMost Cultured: 218th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 228th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 229th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 239th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 257th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 257th in the regionLargest Populations: 278th in the regionMost Devout: 302nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 329th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 340th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 360th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 369th in the regionBest Weather: 382nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 423rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 437th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 478th in the regionMost Inclusive: 511th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 512th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 533rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 589th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 754th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 899th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,014th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,016th in the region

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