by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 292ndMost Influential: 564thMost Advanced Public Transport: 900th
The United Kingdom of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Great and Strong
Teddy the Great
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Teddy

Population16.008 billion

LeaderTeddy the Great
FaithGreat Grand Church of the Teddy

CurrencyTed Ring
AnimalGreat Bear

The United Kingdom of The Teddy is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Teddy the Great with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.008 billion Teddians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearia. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The thriving Teddyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,087 trillion Ted Rings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,427 Ted Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, and the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teddy's national animal is the Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Great Grand Church of the Teddy.

The Teddy is ranked 4,051st in the world and 235th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,485.59 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 292ndMost Influential: 564thMost Advanced Public Transport: 900thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,419thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,456thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,647thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,954thLowest Crime Rates: 3,248thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,252ndLargest Governments: 3,454thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,672ndMost Stationary: 3,845thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,051stMost Cultured: 4,245thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,387thBest Weather: 5,674thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,097thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,853rdSmartest Citizens: 6,931stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,192ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,569thHighest Economic Output: 7,860thMost Devout: 8,470thMost Inclusive: 9,293rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,191stNicest Citizens: 10,234thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,755thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,103rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,442ndMost Corrupt Governments: 14,197thLargest Populations: 14,253rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,795thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,339thHighest Average Incomes: 19,637thMost Developed: 23,799th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionMost Stationary: 86th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 121st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 130th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 165th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 175th in the regionLargest Governments: 190th in the regionMost Influential: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 202nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 217th in the regionMost Cultured: 220th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 233rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 235th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 241st in the regionLargest Populations: 321st in the regionBest Weather: 341st in the regionMost Devout: 353rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 353rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 368th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 380th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 382nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 393rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 439th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 520th in the regionMost Inclusive: 554th in the regionNicest Citizens: 585th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 636th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 691st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 697th in the region

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