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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 314th Most Influential: 580th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,335th
The United Kingdom of
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The Teddy

Population12.053 billion

LeaderTeddy the Great
FaithGreat Grand Church of the Teddy

CurrencyTed Ring
AnimalGreat Bear

The United Kingdom of The Teddy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Teddy the Great with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.053 billion The Teddians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearia. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The strong Teddyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion Ted Rings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 120,669 Ted Rings, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force The Teddians into bankruptcy, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, and a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teddy's national animal is the Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Great Grand Church of the Teddy.

The Teddy is ranked 132,720th in the world and 6,751st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 314thMost Influential: 580thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,335thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,626thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,681stLowest Crime Rates: 3,461stLargest Governments: 3,490thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,540thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,915thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,156thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,254thMost Cultured: 4,356thMost Stationary: 4,471stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,824thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,968thMost Devout: 6,675thSmartest Citizens: 6,838thBest Weather: 7,389thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,516thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,666thHealthiest Citizens: 7,763rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,827thMost Inclusive: 8,041stTop
Nicest Citizens: 8,499thHighest Economic Output: 8,760thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,994thMost Pacifist: 9,361stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,451stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,986thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,511thLargest Populations: 15,510th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 88th in the regionMost Stationary: 110th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 132nd in the regionLargest Governments: 167th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 173rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 184th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 194th in the regionMost Influential: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 215th in the regionMost Cultured: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 220th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 238th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 245th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 253rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 273rd in the regionMost Devout: 287th in the regionLargest Populations: 300th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 367th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 382nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 385th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 410th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 426th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 432nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 446th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 450th in the regionMost Inclusive: 485th in the regionNicest Citizens: 492nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 511th in the regionMost Pacifist: 514th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 527th in the region

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