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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,658thMost Secular: 4,901stMost Authoritarian: 6,527th
The United Socialist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
One People, One Fatherland
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Teutonic Confederation

Population534 million

CapitalNeuWilhelmsHafen

CurrencyTeutonische Reich's Mark
AnimalWolf

The United Socialist States of The Teutonic Confederation is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 534 million Germans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NeuWilhelmsHafen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.

The strong Teutonic Confederationian economy, worth 43.6 trillion Teutonische Reich's Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,709 Teutonische Reich's Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Teutonic Confederationian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Teutonic Confederation's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Teutonic Confederation is ranked 32,320th in the world and 889th in the Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,477.35 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,658thMost Secular: 4,901stMost Authoritarian: 6,527thMost Conservative: 6,979thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,708thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,522ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,007thLowest Crime Rates: 17,445thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,249th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 67th in the regionMost Secular: 169th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 254th in the regionMost Conservative: 297th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 353rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 402nd in the regionMost Extreme: 423rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 445th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 464th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 482nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Teutonic Confederation, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Teutonic Confederationian language.
  • : Following new legislation in The Teutonic Confederation, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in The Teutonic Confederation, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Teutonic Confederation, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security".
  • : Following new legislation in The Teutonic Confederation, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Teutonic Confederation, the endangered saltwater humpback Wolf is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Teutonic Confederation, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in The Teutonic Confederation, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in The Teutonic Confederation, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in The Teutonic Confederation, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.

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