by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,302nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,721st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,878th
The Classic Liberal Chiefs of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
This is wack, chief.
Bruce Springsteen
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Traditional States

Population2.396 billion

CapitalChiefiton DC
LeaderBruce Springsteen


The Classic Liberal Chiefs of The Traditional States is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bruce Springsteen with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.396 billion Dolorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiefiton DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dolorian economy, worth 321 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 134,220 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 448,220 per year while the poor average 29,901, a ratio of 15.0 to 1.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, and baiting is a national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Traditional States's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chiefism.

The Traditional States is ranked 73,383rd in the world and 114th in New Western Empire for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 58.97 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,302ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,721stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,878thMost Armed: 6,039thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,187thMost Devout: 6,363rdMost Influential: 6,757thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,358thLargest Retail Industry: 7,845thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,629thMost Efficient Economies: 10,137thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,092ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,667thRudest Citizens: 13,008thMost Developed: 14,384th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Average: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the region

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