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Safest: 2,349thLowest Crime Rates: 3,352ndBest Weather: 4,006th
The Turtley State of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Turtle
Mr Turtle The Turtle The Turtle
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Turlesz

Population1.856 billion

CapitalPolitical turtles
LeaderMr Turtle The Turtle The Turtle
FaithTURTLIZM or BOXISM

Currencyπturtle
Animalturtle

The Turtley State of The Turlesz is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Turtle The Turtle The Turtle with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 1.856 billion turtle lovers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Political turtles. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient a turtle boi economy, worth 233 trillion πturtles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,900 πturtles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Turlesz's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is TURTLIZM or BOXISM.

The Turlesz is ranked 69,873rd in the world and 114th in Wintreath for Highest Economic Output, with 233 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Safest: 2,349thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,352ndBest Weather: 4,006thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,139thHealthiest Citizens: 4,296thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,318thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,477thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,491stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,508thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,726thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,745thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,908thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,942ndNicest Citizens: 5,001stMost Inclusive: 5,005thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,479thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,745thMost Pacifist: 6,039thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,350thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,982ndLargest Governments: 7,029thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,087thMost Influential: 7,250thMost Developed: 8,110thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,051stSmartest Citizens: 9,454thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,922ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,928thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,054thMost Cultured: 13,526thMost Income Equality: 16,088thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,011thHighest Average Incomes: 21,167thMost Secular: 24,524th
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Best Weather: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Income Equality: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Turlesz, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in The Turlesz, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in The Turlesz, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in The Turlesz, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : The Turlesz changed its national nation type to "Turtley State".
  • : The Turlesz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
  • : The Turlesz endorsed The Republic of Why Do people have all names I want.
  • : Following new legislation in The Turlesz, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in The Turlesz, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in The Turlesz, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.

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