The Turtley State of The Turlesz is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Turtle The Turtle The Turtle with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 1.856 billion turtle lovers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Political turtles. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient a turtle boi economy, worth 233 trillion πturtles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,900 πturtles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Turlesz's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is TURTLIZM or BOXISM.

The Turlesz is ranked 69,873^rd in the world and 114^th in Wintreath for Highest Economic Output, with 233 trillion Standard Monetary Units.