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The Unified Missourtama States

Population2.024 billion



The Queendom of The Unified Missourtama States is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.024 billion Missourtaman are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The all-consuming Missourtaman economy, worth 207 trillion souls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 102,675 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Missourtaman incessantly needle their doctors for relief, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, society has literally been thrown to the wolves, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unified Missourtama States's national animal is the okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

The Unified Missourtama States is ranked 188,593rd in the world and 5,734th in the West Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -7.1 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 387thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 555thLargest Welfare Programs: 786thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 801stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 858thMost Influential: 999thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,850thMost Pacifist: 2,041stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,473rdBest Weather: 2,595thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,901stMost Inclusive: 3,274thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,482ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,880thNicest Citizens: 3,893rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,004thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,494thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,129thHealthiest Citizens: 6,070thSafest: 6,617thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,773rdLargest Governments: 7,048thLowest Crime Rates: 8,007thTop
Most Secular: 10,580thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,776thMost Cultured: 14,288thSmartest Citizens: 14,870thMost Developed: 15,256thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,796th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 47th in the regionBest Weather: 55th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 58th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Inclusive: 86th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 86th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 87th in the regionNicest Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 106th in the regionLargest Governments: 131st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 142nd in the regionSafest: 152nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 156th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 172nd in the regionMost Secular: 298th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 308th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 311th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 318th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 338th in the regionNudest: 338th in the regionMost Developed: 341st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 402nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 515th in the regionMost Stationary: 608th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 611th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 251 » The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Bran Astor, Dalimbar, Bhang Bhang Duc, Greynne, Shaqolandia, Fujai, Westwind, Marshalia, The Undivided, Arnic, Lavender Honey, Atheist States of Philippines, Pandaland II, Pastern, Orcatortugs, Saint Philip and Laurence, Archonina, Paschalia, Probablynotverygoodistan, The Fourth Redoubt, Albyion Kingdom, DiscGolfLand, Gastenburg, Wooloopolis, Psikuta, Rubberduckia, The North American Assembly, Common Good, Rineia, The Rega, Cryland, Mercia Regnum, Wyndward, Free Radio States, Holmani, Enormous Norman, Potato Corp, Xupqeu, Constantinopolisia, Dilber, Santos-Dominius, Bodusse, Numpties, Marina Nova, Athrid HullHund, 3kruimels, Sniki, Desmosthenes and Burke, Divina Patriae, and 201 others.The Technocratic Ideas, The United Republic of Westend, Western End Them Son, Ingentis Novus, Mathematania, United Adaikes, Akshireuya, United States of Northern America, Glorious Existence, Libterraria, Mirchusko, Thessalian, Escapitania, Vlobbania, Sindria, Triestine, Kiensu, BIteland, Condonohia, Leukogeras, Moriari, Loughton, Wickedly evil people, New Belia, Bova Ptaltand, Gryphonian Alliance, Lanaroce, Ellcrys, Fumafuma, Kisovec, Quevilis, Majuria, Cro Magnon, Big Bad Badger, Great Sheriffdom, Pernacyvokya, Liberillia, Ravaling, Resurgence City, Surroosia, Zenduria, New Cerveza, Kalla, Pi Island, Loegries, Fielure, Tropical Isles, Scationtanland, Aldesport, Pandaland III, Oronia, Ferroia, BoxcarJim, Neon Sweden, Shaktirajya, Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell, Asuravali, Critterland, Rebal Elywuzzoia, Big Bertha, San Mazer, Champaign, Euarsia, Gree Velda, Win Mints, Eiriann, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Comia Noracon, Zollipsia, Matism, Aeternis Taciti, Gracelantia, Kabayan, Svanland, Kittenlicious, Torkvale, The Father-Land, The Northeastern Confederation, Nedtherland, Thyrall, Al-Amanah, Dreamers for Hope, Duskwi, Company Incorporations, Ignuei, Zoran, Twisted Duality, Arracrania, Eritasia, McDaveland, Dylrava, Barcocoland, East Swedesia, Avadon, Britain and Nations, Vasilism, Demetrian, Shirwan, Fish Squad, Nevafornia, Coung Komands, Wolman, Fars Akyla, Toropikaru, The Antarctic Empires, Eskaton, Robbinston, Arvladma, Arcadim, Fuentana, Amanohara, Av Libertas Vindex, Cesteranta, Recuecn, Eienn, Chimpia, Plankstein, New Caterse, Knight123, Baxterra, Varvora, SBAHJlandia, United Auroran Republic, Durtoss, Parinan, Hiems, Troodan, Schlesien-Galizien, Estriacea, Ligars, Mediobogdum, Chitra, Ylkcua, Cumidava, Inner Paniumati, Binoulia, Anuubis, Nas Crustium, UusiUusimaa, Pepinooo, Calingfara, Saransh, Rivello, Irador, Nieubasria, Baleholm, Rikanhimel, Novasamita, Axhory, New Britance, Ana Calania, Greater Lavenia, Porteous, Ahssn, South duck, Desirania, Saronistan, Eleftherios venizelos, Qapaq Suyu, Willow Gate, Carvell, Volkason, Thacountry, Great neuom shud, Democratic Peoples Freedonia, Fallen Iron Duke, New Geran, San Diego Islands, Atlasan, Ibelin Secundus, Purcheah, The Eastern Pennsylvanian State, Northern Int Leine Conia, Braydenton, Giovanniland, Sniper Slayers, The Democratic Republic of Eons, The divisive isolationists, Peartlee, Sultanat of Turkistan, Metailuria, Starblazer, Karkalov, Nakara Nation, The Citizens of Victoria, Region of Dwipantara, SV Equinox, Gemiturkapistan, Hologaland, Nusmia, Twin Tiers Metropolis, Dankinsted, Varanius, Slawin Hall, Kancer, Great Republic of Joland, Emark, Terram Dei Aeternum, Impitystan, Avystan, and Antahbrantahstan.

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