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Most Valuable International Artwork: 53rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 185thLargest Welfare Programs: 334th
The Bustling Bureaucracy of
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The Unified Missourtama States

Population2.507 billion

Currencysoul
Animalokapi

The Bustling Bureaucracy of The Unified Missourtama States is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.507 billion Missourtaman are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Missourtaman economy, worth 279 trillion souls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 111,450 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Unified Missourtama States's national animal is the okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Unified Missourtama States is ranked 701st in the world and 28th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 5,584.98 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 53rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 185thLargest Welfare Programs: 334thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 481stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 701stMost Influential: 813thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 920thBest Weather: 1,169thMost Pacifist: 1,359thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,723rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,723rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,096thMost Inclusive: 2,182ndTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,380thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,400thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,660thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,767thHealthiest Citizens: 3,565thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,487thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,889thLargest Governments: 5,228thMost Developed: 5,607thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,736thLowest Crime Rates: 7,414thMost Secular: 10,380thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,397thTop
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Safest: 11,984thSmartest Citizens: 13,426thMost Income Equality: 14,040thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,067thMost Cultured: 15,577thMost Efficient Economies: 21,439th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the regionBest Weather: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 80th in the regionMost Pacifist: 95th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 119th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 121st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 138th in the regionMost Inclusive: 142nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 146th in the regionNicest Citizens: 152nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 153rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 168th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 226th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 242nd in the regionLargest Governments: 278th in the regionMost Influential: 286th in the regionMost Developed: 338th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 381st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 383rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 540th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 565th in the regionSafest: 666th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 668th in the regionMost Income Equality: 693rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 721st in the regionMost Cultured: 793rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,015th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 424 » Zzozona, Republica Guilleana, Venicea, Shibutani, Minuda, Bala Mantre, Hardscrabble, Hamerica, Boston Castle, Cretox State, Westinor, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, Xyrron, Praeceps, Harmonypine, Caselpania, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Cartures, Imortan Empire, Ocharckia, Solimun, Pleasuretown, Nodnarb, Animu Place, Territorio di Nessuno, Lotion Empire, Ale Valatins, Neo Cheese Empire, Sakarna, JimBrownland, Koda-Land, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Feelonia, Healiopolis, Chukstik Illahi, Zazumo, Saint Christinium, Verytas, Former English Colony, SORT, Great Latiko, Bend Mai, Figyjharli, Great Bights Mum, Rockwell Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Fel Imass, Nordic-British Union, Dakota Territories, and 374 others.Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, Zimmerdachen, The Sansvich, Lulubellia, The Endless Eventide, United Kahndaq, Orado, United Asgardian States, Nouvelle-Guadeloupe, United States of Americanas, Navsland, Innocentic, 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Colonies of Free Temeria, Cokoland, Ardretia, Arrivederci, Pytong, Xanatosi, Fascist Democracy, Siwale, Lorigia, Lordelles, Callecul, Jerzykowo, Gendirt, Finchin, Altivia, Camikistan, David Davidson, North Unity, Estados Sanikistas Federales, Notyoutopia, A Ordem do Caos, Walter Jackson, Wit Noreis, The Windmilluminati, Quentiam Viventem, Interdimensional Zone, Valentine Z, Vaireldanionistasi, Ver Testua, DIMAnism, Yokciq Empire, Aoncarpa, Aetulia, Testnation223, Sardona, Nova Arcania, Omnistria, Manticore utopia, Dejure, The Sinclarian Provinces, Federalania, Eastern Cous Empria, Kocherian, AVALOHIA, The Bureaucratic Territories, Florida Palms, Sevinland, Chadinton, Old Emporia, Srnsbaland, Joodey, Shizzy, Harveney, Khoik, Citrus Rutaceae, Runeda, Samfoychi, Partax, Central Ryal, Zemper Macro, Holy Oranz, Aruvicion, Ausnakulia, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Azzarel, Malta Comino Gozo, French Bananastan, Armandlandia, Salt-and-Pepper, Itallitopia, WOoloo Unitedstrtes, The English 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