The Serene Land of The United Australian States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Morrison Scott with an even hand, and renowned for its feral children, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.791 billion United Australian Statesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Melbourne. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse United Australian Statesian economy, worth 376 trillion Australian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 65,041 Australian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The United Australian States's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelical Christianity.

The United Australian States is ranked 233,625^th in the world and 7,776^th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 8.37 Atheism Rate.