by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,644thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,900thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,475th
The Ever Glorious Empire of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
God Save The Queen
Serene Majesty Queen Victoria II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The United England

Population4.698 billion

LeaderSerene Majesty Queen Victoria II


The Ever Glorious Empire of The United England is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Serene Majesty Queen Victoria II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.698 billion Englishmen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient English economy, worth 404 trillion Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,074 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes a village to catch a criminal, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United England's national animal is the Stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The United England is ranked 8,504th in the world and 174th in Europe for Best Weather, with 236 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,644thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,900thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,475thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,575thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,791stBest Weather: 8,504thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,107thMost Influential: 9,252ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,884thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,914thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,344thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,464thNicest Citizens: 12,843rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,945thLowest Crime Rates: 13,171stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,692ndLongest Average Lifespans: 15,270thLargest Governments: 16,424thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,773rdMost Pacifist: 16,964thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,226thMost Developed: 17,648thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,772ndHealthiest Citizens: 21,296thMost Inclusive: 21,716thMost Efficient Economies: 22,705th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 103rd in the region

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