The Ever Glorious Empire of The United England is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Serene Majesty Queen Victoria II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.698 billion Englishmen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient English economy, worth 404 trillion Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,074 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes a village to catch a criminal, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United England's national animal is the Stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The United England is ranked 8,504^th in the world and 174^th in Europe for Best Weather, with 236 Meters Of Sunlight.