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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,341stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,658thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,564th
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The United Provinces of North America

Population1.679 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderFranklin Delano Roosevelt

CurrencyUnited Provinces Dollar

The Federal Republic of The United Provinces of North America is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Franklin Delano Roosevelt with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.679 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Provinces of North American economy, worth 161 trillion United Provinces Dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,407 United Provinces Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Provinces of North America's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

The United Provinces of North America is ranked 169,002nd in the world and 391st in The Free Nations Region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -4.58 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,341stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,658thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,564thNicest Citizens: 7,988thMost Pacifist: 8,161stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,401stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,458thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,570thMost Influential: 9,014thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,360thTop
Safest: 10,409thBest Weather: 10,967thHealthiest Citizens: 11,214thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,573rdMost Inclusive: 11,863rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,229thMost Developed: 12,725thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,024thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,228thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,689thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,397thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,526thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,230thMost Devout: 16,439thMost Cultured: 17,473rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,845thSmartest Citizens: 18,881stLowest Crime Rates: 19,345thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,061st
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 38th in the regionBest Weather: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41st in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the region

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