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Most Influential: 2,413th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,931st Best Weather: 7,065th
The Senate and the People of
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The United States of Columbia

Population3.797 billion

LeaderConsul Oliver Lockwood
FaithThe Federal Cult

CurrencyUSC Dollar
AnimalBald Eagle

The Senate and the People of The United States of Columbia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Consul Oliver Lockwood with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.797 billion Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming American economy, worth 454 trillion USC Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,814 USC Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Americans, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United States of Columbia's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Federal Cult.

The United States of Columbia is ranked 120,327th in the world and 195th in New Western Empire for Most Politically Free, scoring 23.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Influential: 2,413thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,931stBest Weather: 7,065thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,898thLargest Black Market: 9,681stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,828thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,845thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,574thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,419thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,652ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,848th
Most Influential: 9th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the region

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