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The United States of Uzistan

Population1.551 billion

CapitalUnderground city
LeaderChloe Johnson


The Dictatorship of The United States of Uzistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chloe Johnson with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.551 billion Uzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground city. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Uzian economy, worth 91.3 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,867 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United States of Uzistan's national animal is the Eevee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United States of Uzistan is ranked 20,781st in the world and 907th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,143.67 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,153rdMost Influential: 1,822ndTop
Nudest: 3,395thMost Authoritarian: 9,893rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,726thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,238thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,119thBest Weather: 13,970thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,445thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,832ndMost Beautiful Environments: 20,002ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,781stMost Conservative: 21,315thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,934thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,147th
Nudest: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 428th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 508th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 542nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 619th in the regionMost Influential: 671st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 716th in the regionBest Weather: 777th in the regionLargest Black Market: 785th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 803rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 907th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,016th in the region

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