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Most Influential: 16,681stMost Income Equality: 17,539thMost Pacifist: 20,840th
The Regional Factbook Keeper of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Unity, Freedom
Factbook Nation
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Universal Guardian

Population10.439 billion

LeaderThe Warden
FaithScientific Advancement Score

CurrencyUniversal Credit

The Regional Factbook Keeper of The Universal Guardian is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Warden with an iron fist, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.439 billion Universal Guardians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Universal Guardianian economy, worth 263 trillion Universal Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,210 Universal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, Lions are considered a delicacy, and students abandon classrooms for online education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Universal Guardian's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scientific Advancement Score.

The Universal Guardian is ranked 109,745th in the world and 36th in The Universal Order of Nations for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 622.65 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Influential: 16,681stMost Income Equality: 17,539thMost Pacifist: 20,840thSafest: 22,693rd
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the region

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