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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,820th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,118th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,922nd
The Kingdom of Morocco of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
الله، الوطن، الملك
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The Upper Balkans

Population1.727 billion

LeaderMohammed VI

AnimalBarbary Lion

The Kingdom of Morocco of The Upper Balkans is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mohammed VI with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.727 billion Moroccans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rabat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The powerhouse Moroccan economy, worth 193 trillion Dirhams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,950 Dirhams, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Upper Balkans's national animal is the Barbary Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

The Upper Balkans is ranked 163,104th in the world and 56th in The Hope Federation for Least Corrupt Governments, with 58.28 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,820thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,118thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,922ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,307thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 8,973rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,757thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,063rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,173rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,994thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,569th
Most Influential: 2nd in the region

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