The Deceptive Mundanity of The Wardrobe in the Spare Room is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aslan the Great Lion with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.129 billion Wardrobes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lantern Waste. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Wardrobe economy, worth 566 trillion fortunes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,453 fortunes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Wardrobe Space Agency, and business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Wardrobe in the Spare Room's national animal is the Faun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Aslan.

The Wardrobe in the Spare Room is ranked 34,483^rd in the world and 3^rd in The House at Pooh Corner for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 5.31 Bank.