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Most Stationary: 3,621stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,653rdMost Influential: 13,374th
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The Winter Nomad

Population16.438 billion

Currencynothing
Animalpolar bear

The Wintermootery of The Winter Nomad is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 16.438 billion Winter Nomadians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Winter Nomadian economy, worth 602 trillion nothings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 36,646 nothings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Winter Nomad's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Winter Nomad is ranked 166,908th in the world and 203rd in Wintreath for Rudest Citizens, with 37.39 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Influential: 13,374thLargest Populations: 13,638thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,535th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Winter Nomad renamed the office held by The Kingdom of Dawsinian from "Abyss Knight" to "Abyss Knight / Moderator" in Wintreath.
  • : Following new legislation in The Winter Nomad, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in The Winter Nomad, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in The Winter Nomad, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
  • : Following new legislation in The Winter Nomad, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in The Winter Nomad, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : The Winter Nomad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in The Winter Nomad, The Winter Nomad successfully hosted the Wintreath Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in The Winter Nomad, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in The Winter Nomad, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.

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