The Matriarchy of The Woragopiria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Honourable Mother Ella with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.043 billion Woragopirians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Ida's town. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Woragopirian economy, worth 171 trillion Flowers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 84,122 Flowers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, diaper sales are up, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, and Max Barry is this year's Miss The Woragopiria. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Woragopiria's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Happiness.

The Woragopiria is ranked 74,191^st in the world and 1,145^th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 350.35885910352 days.