Population | 17.525 billion |
Capital | Stamford |
Leader | Vince McMahon |
Faith | Professional Wrestling |
Currency | belt |
Animal | shark |
The Attitude Era of The WWF is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Vince McMahon with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.525 billion WWFians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stamford. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.
The frighteningly efficient WWFian economy, worth a remarkable 3,935 trillion belts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 224,573 belts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,336,654 per year while the poor average 17,280, a ratio of 77.3 to 1.
The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The WWF's national animal is the shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Professional Wrestling.
The WWF is ranked 18,886th in the world and 1st in The WWF for Most Stationary, with 1,656.0059887666 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The WWF was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in The WWF, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
- : The WWF was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The WWF, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in The WWF, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
- : Following new legislation in The WWF, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
- : The WWF was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in The WWF, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
- : Following new legislation in The WWF, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in The WWF, all recreational drugs are legal.