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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 262ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 494thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 522nd
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The Yeetusa

Population3.185 billion

Leaderthe Executive Committee

CurrencyYeetusan Credit
AnimalYeetusa Crocodile

The Allied Conglomerates of The Yeetusa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the Executive Committee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.185 billion Yeetusans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telmania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeetusan economy, worth 831 trillion Yeetusan Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 261,123 Yeetusan Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, and military promises of adventure don't live up to the brochure for unwilling conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Yeetusa's national animal is the Yeetusa Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Yeetusa is ranked 54,458th in the world and 132nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4,414.1 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 262ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 494thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 522ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 750thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 766thMost Corrupt Governments: 812thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,121stMost Avoided: 1,303rdTop
Largest Black Market: 2,655thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,995thMost Influential: 3,083rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,103rdRudest Citizens: 3,205thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,667thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,224thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,949thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,164thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,026thNudest: 7,759thMost Efficient Economies: 8,167thLargest Governments: 8,672ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,432ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,045thMost Secular: 11,709thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,614thMost Conservative: 15,883rdMost Advanced Public Education: 19,605thHighest Economic Output: 22,685thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,908thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,682nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionNudest: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the region

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