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The Allied Conglomerates of The Yeetusa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the Executive Committee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.185 billion Yeetusans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telmania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Yeetusan economy, worth 831 trillion Yeetusan Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 261,123 Yeetusan Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
The secret ingredient is love (and MSG), door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, and military promises of adventure don't live up to the brochure for unwilling conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Yeetusa's national animal is the Yeetusa Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Yeetusa endorsed The Grand Duchy of Coomendsland.
- : The Yeetusa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
- : The Yeetusa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
- : The Yeetusa was endorsed by The United Socialist Republic of Zalkland.
- : The Yeetusa endorsed The United Socialist Republic of Zalkland.
- : The Yeetusa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
- : The Yeetusa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".
- : The Yeetusa was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Pleasehelpmestan.
- : The Yeetusa lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
- : The Yeetusa was endorsed by The Third Absolute Monarchy of Imperio Lautiriano.
Endorsements Received: 57 » ShrewLlamaLand, Depackya, Medici Empire, Deman Kalan, Hellslayer, The Destroyers of Christianity, Feuraxia, New England INC, Fetra, Panthera Order, Valerox, Shiya, Impits Menouss, Marthuania, Consterius Reich, Aerilithia, Mousto Readia, The Dixie Confederate Union, Demankphy, Daulmark, Hunem, Jocospor, Galamancia, The Nat Trote Kure, Anomalokaris, New Sparta Ascendancy, Heardlandia, Andoros, East Turzikstan, American Pere Housh, Trivilin, Illuminant Bats, Sparkvernia, Cryptonnia, Eternal Iron, The land of certain death, Anestesia, Thorstonia, Greater German Realm, Complete and Utter Freedom, Tertania, Sllonsonnopia, Kinegiener, Ridnez, East Hearth, Laffertty, Systemic Corruption, Aryus Millitary Junta, Kleptocratic Bureau of Foreign Affairs, New Destrucion, and 7 others.The Cotabazas, The Orcrest, Codeia, Baltijum, Imperio Lautiriano, Pleasehelpmestan, and Zalkland.