by Max Barry

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The Refreshment of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Talk about cheese, not about swiss
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.363 billion

FaithGod Takka

AnimalWhite Deer

The Refreshment of TheCheesyEmpire is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Cheesy with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.363 billion Cheesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CheesyCentral. The average income tax rate is 31.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The TheCheesyEmpirean economy, worth 61.3 trillion Coppers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,944 Coppers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheCheesyEmpire's national animal is the White Deer and its national religion is God Takka.

TheCheesyEmpire is ranked 100,081st in the world and 449th in 10000 Islands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,734.71 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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