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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,312thNudest: 1,663rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,187th
The Colony of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
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Thedzoa

Population787 million

CapitalThed

Currencyeuro
Animalwolf

The Colony of Thedzoa is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, vat-grown people, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 787 million Thedzoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thed. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.4%.

The powerhouse Thedzoan economy, worth 77.1 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,955 euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Calling dibs is an unalienable right, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thedzoa's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thedzoa is ranked 55,800th in the world and 35th in Shinka for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,365 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,312thNudest: 1,663rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,187thLargest Mining Sector: 9,215thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,591stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,612thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,835thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 12,518thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,993rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,297thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,736thMost Inclusive: 17,259th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, it's a miracle that there aren't more plane crashes.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
  • : Thedzoa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market and Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, the government has swiped left on the whole internet.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.

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