The Happy and Dancing of TheLandOfFunFunFun is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Manager with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.033 billion Funlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beteus Port. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Funian economy, worth 536 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,020 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Supreme Manager can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, voting is voluntary, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheLandOfFunFunFun's national animal is the Mongolian Argali, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fun.

TheLandOfFunFunFun is ranked 281,546^th in the world and 6,843^rd in The North Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.67 missed references per hour.