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Most Valuable International Artwork: 127thMost Primitive: 7,402ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,589th
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Mr Benny the raging bull😈
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Them Chic

Population1.19 billion

CapitalBull pin
LeaderMr Benny the raging bull😈
FaithThe Golden Bull of Isreal

CurrencyBull tokens
AnimalRogue bull

The Snarky Raging bull of Them Chic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Benny the raging bull😈 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.19 billion Raging bulls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bull pin. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Them Chician economy, worth 71.1 trillion Bull tokens a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,767 Bull tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Lending money has become a major liability, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, and enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Them Chic's national animal is the Rogue bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Golden Bull of Isreal.

Them Chic is ranked 222,612th in the world and 49th in Grand Peppian Commonwealth for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 127thTop
Most Primitive: 7,402ndTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,589thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,965thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,319thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,038thBest Weather: 19,953rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,982ndMost Authoritarian: 20,045thMost Devout: 20,472ndHealthiest Citizens: 22,899thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,970th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the region

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