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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th
The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
🌜 M O O N! That spells government! 🌛
Influence
Ambassador
WA Delegate / Moon Princess (Interior Minister)
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Thembria SSR

Population14.384 billion

CapitalMoskau
LeaderDemon Goddess Ifurita
Faiththe Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita

CurrencySteam
AnimalSnow Duck

The Malevolent 🔥 Storm of Thembria SSR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Demon Goddess Ifurita with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.384 billion Wing Nibblers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Environment, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thembria SSRian economy, worth an astonishing 10,705 trillion Steams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 744,247 Steams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even snitches get stitches, the government spends billions to protect Thembria SSR from a disaster that is one in a million, misbehaving Snow Ducks deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, and a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Thembria SSR's national animal is the Snow Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Apotheosis of Demon Goddess Ifurita.

Thembria SSR is ranked 9,256th in the world and 19th in Yggdrasil for Most Stationary, with 1,559.10214800732 Days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12thHighest Poor Incomes: 14thMost Devout: 17thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19thLargest Governments: 20thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20thMost Advanced Public Education: 22ndMost Subsidized Industry: 24thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24thMost Corrupt Governments: 32ndLowest Crime Rates: 36thLargest Black Market: 48thHighest Average Incomes: 55thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 87thMost Beautiful Environments: 116thBest Weather: 130thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 162ndMost Efficient Economies: 284thHealthiest Citizens: 360thHighest Economic Output: 361stMost Valuable International Artwork: 375thMost Armed: 407thLargest Welfare Programs: 430thSmartest Citizens: 1,164thMost Influential: 1,196thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,051stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,642ndMost Authoritarian: 5,875thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,569thMost Stationary: 9,256thMost Conservative: 9,573rdTop
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Most Developed: 12,232ndLargest Populations: 14,597thMost Extreme: 17,578th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thembria SSR lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Thembria SSR approved the World Assembly proposal "Access to Abortion".
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, misbehaving Snow Ducks deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, the government spends billions to protect Thembria SSR from a disaster that is one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, even snitches get stitches.
  • : Following new legislation in Thembria SSR, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Thembria SSR lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Thembria SSR's influence in Yggdrasil fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Thembria SSR was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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