The Klaus Devestatorie Nation of TheNewTKoE is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 32.458 billion TheNewTKoEians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The TheNewTKoEian economy, worth a remarkable 1,493 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,001 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

TheNewTKoE is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, anti-government web sites are springing up, and the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheNewTKoE's national animal is the Phoenix, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

TheNewTKoE is ranked 153,542^nd in the world and 1^st in The Kingdom of England for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.73 law-abiding acts per hour.