The Dracocracy of Theorin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bridei with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.006 billion Draconi enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Draco. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Draconin economy, worth a remarkable 7,204 trillion Crystals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 342,997 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, and undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theorin's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dragonoph.

Theorin is ranked 245,064^th in the world and 8,013^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -944.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.