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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,765thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,612thLargest Mining Sector: 18,833rd
The Democratic Republic of
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Population3.182 billion


The Democratic Republic of Therdee is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.182 billion Therdeeans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The thriving Therdeean economy, worth 213 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 67,195 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 215,604 per year while the poor average 15,879, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, and nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Therdee's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Therdee is ranked 143,279th in the world and 26th in Northern Oceans for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.93 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,765thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,612thLargest Mining Sector: 18,833rd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the region

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