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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,835thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,061stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,269th
The United Federative Republics of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Unity from Autonomy
Goran Horáček
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Thessanara

Population1.788 billion

CapitalKőslint
LeaderGoran Horáček
FaithViratism

CurrencyStecha
Animalbear

The United Federative Republics of Thessanara is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Goran Horáček with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.788 billion Thessanarans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kőslint. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Thessanaran economy, worth 170 trillion Stechas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 95,468 Stechas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and Thessanara's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thessanara's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Viratism.

Thessanara is ranked 4,061st in the world and 39th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 12,585.25 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,835thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,061stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,269thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,387thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,818thNicest Citizens: 5,259thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,293rdMost Pacifist: 5,911thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,006thMost Inclusive: 6,208thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,380thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,353rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,162ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,857thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,991stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,412thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,400thMost Cultured: 13,768thMost Income Equality: 14,017thSafest: 14,108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,015thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,039thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,879thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,890thBest Weather: 16,554thLargest Governments: 17,385thSmartest Citizens: 17,594thHealthiest Citizens: 18,571stMost Secular: 19,087thMost Influential: 19,884thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,202ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,821stLowest Crime Rates: 22,390th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 39th in the regionMost Income Equality: 54th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 69th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 70th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 94th in the regionNicest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 107th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 108th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Pacifist: 117th in the regionMost Inclusive: 117th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, Thessanara's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Thessanara was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Thessanara was endorsed by The Federal Republic of En Hassik.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessanara, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.

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