Population | 16.353 billion |
Capital | Romesalem |
Leader | Father Ferenczy |
Faith | Krislimish |
Currency | silver coin |
Animal | griffin |
The Verboten of Thibor Ferenczy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Father Ferenczy with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.353 billion Ferenczyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romesalem. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ferenczyian economy, worth a remarkable 8,577 trillion silver coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 524,548 silver coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, the holiest shrine in Krislimish is on another world, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Ferenczyians any less frightened, and it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thibor Ferenczy's national animal is the griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Krislimish.
Thibor Ferenczy is ranked 27,057th in the world and 16th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,800.84 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thibor Ferenczy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Patriotic, Highest Average Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Ferenczyians any less frightened.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, the holiest shrine in Krislimish is on another world.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, the sky (and your feet) are the limit.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds'.
- : Following new legislation in Thibor Ferenczy, citizens can freely debate whether Father Ferenczy is a great leader or the greatest leader.