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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,759thMost Secular: 2,952ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,941st
The Armed Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Masters of War
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Third League of New Kent

Population10.672 billion

CapitalKuat
LeaderAdolf Trump
FaithNone

CurrencyImperial Credit
AnimalJade Wolf

The Armed Republic of Third League of New Kent is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Adolf Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.672 billion Third League of New Kentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuat. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Third League of New Kentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,741 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,140 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

To 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Third League of New Kent's national animal is the Jade Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Third League of New Kent is ranked 9,182nd in the world and 1st in The Ragnarok system for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.34 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,759thMost Secular: 2,952ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,941stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,680thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,024thLowest Crime Rates: 9,182ndLargest Black Market: 9,277thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,653rdMost Patriotic: 11,674thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,806thMost Authoritarian: 11,901stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,403rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,940thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,157thLargest Governments: 13,220thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,345thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,869thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,874thHighest Economic Output: 14,789thTop
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Most Conservative: 15,905thLargest Mining Sector: 16,031stHealthiest Citizens: 16,964thHighest Average Incomes: 17,734thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,976thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,774thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,861stSmartest Citizens: 19,059thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,424thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,627thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,640thMost Developed: 30,257th

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