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Most Secular: 1,286thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,781stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,859th
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Third Soviet Union

Population2.611 billion

CapitalThe Moscow Megacity
LeaderPremier Elijah

CurrencyRussian ruble
AnimalRussian bear

The Space communist of Third Soviet Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Elijah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.611 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Moscow Megacity. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth 608 trillion Russian rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 233,099 Russian rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Builders across Third Soviet Union are blocked up with orders for new public loos, billions are being spent on a new island airport, the law says that all Russians are created equal — no matter how they were created, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Third Soviet Union's national animal is the Russian bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Third Soviet Union is ranked 118,434th in the world and 215th in First World Order for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 100.95 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Secular: 1,286thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,781stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,859thTop
Most Avoided: 2,841stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,335thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,503rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,636thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,688thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,880thHighest Average Incomes: 4,148thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,291stLargest Black Market: 5,235thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,510thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,594thLargest Retail Industry: 5,606thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,968thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,516thLowest Crime Rates: 6,761stMost Conservative: 8,041stMost Authoritarian: 10,431stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,829thMost Efficient Economies: 11,072ndTop
Largest Governments: 11,581stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,557thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,822ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,045thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,385thSmartest Citizens: 15,208thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,104th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Conservative: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 28th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 34th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 42nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44th in the region

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