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Most Influential: 1,349th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,269th Most Devout: 3,760th
The Free Speech Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
The Old Ways brought to Life
Constitutional King Nathaniel
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Thornian

Population6.362 billion

CapitalRose
LeaderConstitutional King Nathaniel
FaithFree Will Baptist

CurrencyThorn
AnimalTiger

The Free Speech Republic of Thornian is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Constitutional King Nathaniel with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.362 billion Thornians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rose. The average income tax rate is 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Thornianian economy, worth 628 trillion Thorns a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 98,795 Thorns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tigers that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thornian's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Will Baptist.

Thornian is ranked 135,803rd in the world and 207th in New Western Empire for Nudest, with 34 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,269thMost Devout: 3,760thBest Weather: 5,222ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,785thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,648thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,696thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,100thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,587thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,945thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,119thMost Developed: 10,210thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,482ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,154thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,381stLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,363rdMost Cultured: 13,395thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,705thHealthiest Citizens: 14,094thLargest Black Market: 14,230th
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Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Average: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the region

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