The Anarcho-Syndicalist Communes of Thracia and Crimea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Atilla Soylu with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 13.084 billion Thraco-Crimeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edirne. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thraco-Crimean economy, worth a remarkable 4,091 trillion Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 312,680 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out you can teach cats new tricks, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, military funding has been stripped back, and Atilla Soylu's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime is totally unknown. Thracia and Crimea's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Thracia and Crimea is ranked 12,269^th in the world and 182^nd in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.71 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.