Population | 19.746 billion |
Capital | Lhasa |
Leader | The Dalai Lama |
Faith | Buddhism |
Currency | Tangka |
Animal | Snow Lion |
The Enlightened Followers of Tibetan Buddhism is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Dalai Lama with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.746 billion Tibetan Buddhismians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lhasa. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Tibetan Buddhismian economy, worth a remarkable 4,240 trillion Tangkas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 214,731 Tangkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
In a fit of passion The Dalai Lama has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tibetan Buddhism's national animal is the Snow Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.
Tibetan Buddhism is ranked 17,824th in the world and 1st in Tibetan Buddhism for Most Stationary, with 1,699.86966208272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tibetan Buddhism, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in Tibetan Buddhism, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
- : Following new legislation in Tibetan Buddhism, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
- : Following new legislation in Tibetan Buddhism, in a fit of passion The Dalai Lama has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
- : Following new legislation in Tibetan Buddhism, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Tibetan Buddhism, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
- : Following new legislation in Tibetan Buddhism, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Following new legislation in Tibetan Buddhism, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
- : Tibetan Buddhism was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Tibetan Buddhism, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.